When life goes away, the memories will always stay

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tianananana:

kingofthabitch:

weatherconfusedwhore:

jewsex:

excuse me

i can’t BREATHE

WHAT

WHAAAT

no

no

no

wait….

no

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WTF!?!?!

(Source: allthissexispowerful)

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God Answers.

Me: I feel so ugly, fat, and worthless..
God: You're beautiful, the perfect size, and you mean everything to me.
Me: I'm just so worried, and I can't sleep.. I'm exhausted.
God: Give me all your problems, and I will give you rest.
Me: I'm dirty, rotten, and I'll never be able to fix my mistakes.
God: I forgive you, I accept you. Come, I will give you freedom from your past!
Me: I can't do this anymore! My heart is broken.. I give up.
God: Hand me every piece of your heart, and I promise I will fix it.
Me: Nobody ever notices me.. I just wish someone cared.
God: I notice everything, and nobody will ever care about you like I do.
Me: Nobody loves me, and they never will!
God: I died for you, and have loved you with an everlasting love.

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Wearing new shoes for the first time

What I feel like:

What I actually look like:

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mrsolo-dolo:

suminyi:

these-hips-sink-ships:

I’ll need to remember this for…nevermind.

Meh, Doesn’t work.

Does trying make me gay?

Or does the fact that it works make me gay?

I’d hope neither.

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That awkward moment when you tell your friend there’s a bug on their back

liikeab0ss:

And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”

So you’re like:

And then they’re all like:

So you’re like “but…..but you told me to!”

(Source: imthegirlwhowaited)

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

FUCK OFF SPAM BOT!!!!

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